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foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

(via awkwardadult)

welcome2realityyy:

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"They asked me for drugs, so I told them about your smile."

on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

(Source: clavid, via welcome2realityyy)

"Smooth out your skirt and do not look at him"
Advice for those who love people they shouldn’t (via glossyskeletons)

(Source: arguementative, via setbackswelcome)

partywavve:

lurkthejerk:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

kill me??????

(Source: farfrompaid)

gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

(via spankmehardbarry)