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churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

"when I was in year 5"

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partywavve:

I kind of like when we sit in silence. It reassures a lot of things for me, the most important one being that you’re here.

theflowersoul:

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domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

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spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

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