is it acceptable to start a debate with “listen here you little shit”
(Source: naotarou, via awkwardadult)
if you say the word smexy, go fuck yourself
im just waiting for the day tumblr staff decides to fuck us all by showing who wrote every anonymous message
(Source: agentdalecooper, via chickensandwich)
why am I not beyonce? the struggle is real.
i think i’m gonna go back to posting all funny shit, that was more fun
i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
(Source: paulbearer, via tyrabanksofficial)
